"Christmas On Mars" Roy Zimmerman

from: Christine Lavin Presents JUST ONE ANGEL

Roy Zimmerman bio/photo

Eenie Kaveenie Klibadavac
That’s how they say Merry Christmas on Mars
Eenie Kaveenie Klibadavac
To little Megada-vic and Hackanacanack and Lars

You could say Happy Hingana-bink
Or Jolly Jiggada-pinka-schnoo
Or simply Icken-Ikcen-Schmick-Schmick everyone!

But Eenie Kaveenie Klibadavac
Means Merry Christmas on the fourth rock from the sun

Try it with me now . . .

Eenie Kaveenie Klibadavac
That’s how they say Merry Christmas on Mars
Eenie Kaveenie Klibadavac
To little Pickada-mic and Schwowowowow and Lars

You could say Happy Hingana-bink
Or Jolly Jiggada-pinka-schnoo
Or simply Icken-Ikcien-Schmick-Schmick everyone!

But Eenie Kaveenie Klibadavac
Means Merry Christmas on the fourth rock from the sun

We landed on that planet - Don’t you remember?
And quickly overran it - Just last December
Demanding of the Martian population

Convert to Christianit-y
That can’t be too hard, can it?
Even Godless Unitarians want a week’s vacation

Their skin is green, their eyes are red
And so they all stood up and said . . .

Eenie Kaveenie Klibadavac
That’s how we say Merry Christmas on Mars
Eenie Kaveenie Klibadavac
Mostly ‘cause Maritians cannot pronounce R’s

You might say Happy Hingana-bink
Or Jolly Jiggada-pinka-schnoo
Or simply Icken-Ikcen-Schmick-Schmick everyone!

But Eenie Kaveenie Klibadavac
Means Merry Christmas on the fourth rock from the sun

You might say Blessed Jook-Neeb (And also with you . . . )
Or here’s to Auld Lang (SFX)
Or simply Venganenga-Schmookanooka-Dink No--el . . . No--el . . .

But Eenie Kaveenie Klibadavac
Means Merry Christmas to a Martian infidel

Credits:

Roy Zimmerman -- voical and guitar and SFX