Available Releases
Sometimes Mother Really Does Know Best
live in Colorado Springs
- 1. Strangers Talk to Me in Colorado Springs on a Thursday Night
- 2. Rocky Mountain . . . Hi!
- 3. Wind Chimes
- 4. You should have seen the frightened looks on your faces (spoken)
- 5. What kind of ridiculous glamour trajectory am I on? (spoken)
- 6. What Was I Thinking?
- 7. Martha Stewart... Victoria's Secret... Bob Dylan... Pachelbel?
- 8. The Tacobel Canon
- 9. Steve... you are so busted! (spoken)
- 10. A Question of Tempo (When I'm Under Pressure)
- 11. Planet X
- 12. Planet? Planot? Goofy? (spoken)
- 13. Who are the brainiacs in the house tonight? (spoken)
- 14. Bernice, Carol, and tonight's crowd compete for the Science Prize
- 15. You Look Pretty Good for Your Age
- 16. Art Jensen, Mr. Colorado Springs, your life will never be the same
- 17. Flashback to 1956: How do you spell "Cassiopeia"? (spoken)
- 18. Boston Red Sox fans: the most loyal, most tenacious, yet most troubled of all baseball fans
- 19. Ballad of a Ballgame
- 20. The Legal Ramifications of a Crackerjack Vendor Who Works in Yankee Stadium
- 21. Sometimes Mother Reallly Does Know Best
YOU CAN FIND THIS ALBUM AT iTUNES. LIMITED NUMBER OF CDs AVAILABLE DIRECT FROM ME. THE SAD THING IS THAT ON THE CD IS PRINTED IN teeeny tiny print, 'IN CASE OF EMERGENCY THIS DISC CAN BE USED AS A MAKEUP MIRROR.' IF YOU EVER FIND A USED COPY, BUY IT! SOMEDAY IT WILL BE WORTH $20, MAYBE $21 ON eBAY. THAT CD PACKAGE IS THE SWISS ARMY KNIFE OF CD PACKAGES.
Sometimes Mother Really Does Know Best is the award-winning Ms. Lavin's album recorded live at the Colorado Springs Center For the Arts. Includes the rare one-time only recording of "The Legal Ramifications Of A Crackerjack Vendor Who Works at Yankee Stadium" that contains an ending involving time-travel. After hearing the recording, Christine knew that NO ONE would ever believe that ending, so she took it out of the song. But it's here in all its bizarre glory.
One of her most distinctive CD packages, there is a tiny secret message printed in itsy bitsy type on the simple shiny disk:
Christine says that in an emergency
this disk can be used as a
makeup mirror
And it really can!! Don't leave home without this disk in your purse. it's like a Swiss Army Knife for girly girls.